The Festivities [Everyone]

[Kozi's Spider]

Valentine’s Day could be a trying day for most of the teachers and students that went or worked at Ageha. Which is why, for the last four or five years the school had been open they had always done their own festivities to help the young man and their over-burdened teachers relax. This year was in full swing and everyone had pitched in to create different booths.

These booths were situated in the school’s gym cafeteria. It had been outside in previous years, but this year it was very cold and the lawn was pretty wet. Administration had moved it indoors at the last minute so the students had been scrambling to set everything up. But, there it was, pristine and well organized like usual.

There were booths lining either side of the cafeteria and the lunch tables remained in the center of the room. The wall on the far side was the lunch line and the opposite the doors that lead in. In the first row of booths was a kissing booth. The school headmaster had always accepted this particular booth with a certain sense of irritation and reservation. After all, Ageha was an all male school. But, as long as word didn’t get out about it, he supposed it was acceptable. Down that line there was also a table of baked goods that students could buy, a heart gram secret valentine booth, and even at the end a fortune telling booth. On the opposite side there was a dunk tank, club sign-ups, and then a small stage, where a couple of the class-clowns were telling jokes.

Students were already milling about in there, and the place was really quite crowded. This year the turn-out seemed to be booming. The snacks table was also selling roses, and there was a huge crowd at this table especially. But, a majority of the attention seemed to be focused on the dunk tank and the kissing both primarily.

[KREVA]

As usual, Kreva was in the heat of it all, dressed to the nines in a handsome Yohji Yamamoto suit. A white v-neck tshirt with a plunging neckline, matched with a white vest and a well-cut blazer, white butter-knife loafers and white pants that accentuated his athletic legs to perfection.

He had the sleeves of his blazer rolled up and was busy as ever trying to get all the students in line, checking their booths, neatening the signages and marking attendance, picking up odds and ends that were littered all over the floor among other things...

Busy busy busy!

The Valentine's Day fair was open till six, with offers of last-minute hand-made chocolate and flower purchases made available for those who are dating, as well as a booth for a lucky draw and even a blind-date section...for those who had nothing on in the evening.

By now the fair was in full swing and bustling with activity, with the lecturer grinning that infamously lopsided grin as he stood by the entrance giving out origami roses.

"IRRASHAI IRRASHAIIIIIIEEEE!!!"

<3

That, and he was so absolutely glad he managed to pry some students' participation for this round of extra curriculum.

Some of the kids was performing on a make-shift stage, too.

He spent all week to prepare for a date that night. A very important one~<3 But the man was waiting for the perfect opportunity to ask...

[Aki]

He got up early for once, he got dressed for once. All in white too of course. It's an important day for the troublemaker. It was a good day, it was the day where he gets ton of chocolate from beautiful girls. AT LEAST THAT WOULD BE THE CASE IF HE WASN'T AT AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL.

And it made Aki extremely spiteful that the day made for an easy lay was ruined. By a school that didn't admit in cute short skirt wearing ladies. I guess a few of the guys here can pull off a short skirt well....

But to show his spite, he changed clothes. A wifebeater and jeans. There was no one to impress anyways. He set up his own booth in the spirit of the day. There was lined mannequins. All with Kreva's face plastered on them, among them would have one with Kaoru's face (on a female body, of course), and a Kiyoharu face. Cream pies were lined up, in little pans, ready for use. Aki leaned back and grinned at his work. It was a lot easier than he thought. Now for the sign...

"Throw a pie at the loudmouthidioticstupidsmugmoroniclyingsumbag-y teachers: ￥300"

He's going to eat well after this.

[Kozi]

Kozi had set up his own booth this year. A freaky looking fortune telling tent which was right next to the lucky draw place and looked, for all intents and purposes, to cast a foreboding shadow over the place next door.

He was dressed in a long hooded cloak, the hood obscuring his face. The full makeup and freshly painted black fingernails certainly pulled off the ensemble nicely. Though, most people seemed to creep past the place, some of them even looking scared.

Inside, there was a low table with a black tablecloth, a crystal ball (some lame prop that administration had insisted that he have in his tent), a stuffed raven, and a clean crisp looking deck of tarot cards in a stack near his hands.

Kozi hadn’t been asked out by Kreva yet today, and it was pissing him off. And reading his cards hadn’t revealed anything, unfortunately. Asking them more than once would be bad wouldn’t it?...Kozi was irritated.

Here he had spent a lot of time and consideration finding just the one sweet that Kreva liked the best and special ordering it and the other man wasn’t even going to ask him out. He was fuming.

[KREVA]

Well....actually Kreva wanted to ask the other that morning but the amount of daggers Kozi's eyes was throwing him the whole day had his courage shrink to a pea-sized...pea. [For the lack of a better vegetable]

Maybe it was just that time of the month...He didn't really know. Ah well, he'll find a better time later.

As for now, the lecturer just ran out of roses and he was walking along the rows and rows of booths to check up on all his students when the sight of a familiar face caught his utmost attention....or more like, various copies of a familiar face.

HIS OWN!

"...WHUT THE.......WHUUUUUUT?!!!!"

Kreva exclaimed loudly right in front of Aki's booth, hands to his head as he stared open-jawed at mannequins set up with pictures of his faces...and Kaoru's...and Kiyoharu's on them.

Immediately he fished out 300yen and slammed it on Aki's table, grinning as he helped himself to a cream pie.

FOR KAORU'S FACE!!

[Aki]

Reclining in his chair, having it tilting back at its delicate angle. Sunglasses and all, things were moving slow, but he's sure he'll make more as time goes by. And then he saw the man of his many targets walk by...

He figured this can be rather amusing. Or he's about to get into a lot of trouble again. Either ways, he didn't care. Grinning wider at the exclamation.

Then nearly falling backwards at the slam of money on the table.

".....is this man for reals...?" He really has to wonder sometimes. Really, he does.

[KREVA]

"MAN NIIKURA-SENSEI! WHUT BIG BOOBIES YA HAVE!"

Kreva exclaimed loud enough for everyone in the festivities to hear.

The pie went sailing through the air, and splatted squarely on Kaoru's left boob...moob...whutever.

Kreva stared at his aim. Then he rolled up his sleeves and slammed another 300yen down on the table. Well..ya just gotta even out the odds, ne?

Pie number 2 went straight for Kaoru's right moob.

"GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Aki]

Yup. Definitely for real.....AND AKI CAN BE SO PLEASED.

"...........At least one man understand...sorta."

Aki blink, watching the pie landed on the left boob/moob/kaoboob.

KA-CHING. Was all that Aki heard when Kreva slammed down more money. Counting up his money again, he watched the other throw another one.

Splat right on the other kaoboob. Aki even tilted his sunglasses up a bit to see the masterpiece that Kreva has done.

".......well, I'll be damned." The troublemaker practically bounce over the side of the booth to give Kreva a huge pat on the back. "I don't think I could be as proud of you as I am today....Congrats, Old man!"

He might be slightly cooler in Aki's eyes now, but Kreva's still an old man.

[Kiyoharu]

Valentine's Day in Kiyoharu's opinion. Everyday a lover should spoil their love, not just on a stupid day in a middle of a freezing month. If he had it his way, he would have stayed home today, huddles under the warmth of his thick blankets but no, he was stupid enough to sign up for some random booth and, wasn't it his luck that is was the kissing booth? This had to be karma getting back at him for pawning Aki off on Kreva and making said teacher feel guilty over something as silly as an upturned desk...

Whatever it was, it didn't change the fact that he was stuck behind the booth, giving out kisses to anyone who paid enough (and he had jacked the prices up ridiculously in hops of no one being able to afford a kiss). Heaving a soft sigh and pillowing his hand into the palm of his hand, he pulled up the falling sleeve of his rather nice red cashmere sweater.

Part of him (really all of him) wanted to get out from behind this booth and to wonder around because there was quite a commotion going on (and if he wasn't mistaken, that was Kreva's loud voice) somewhere on the other side of the gym.

If Kiyoharu was any less of a man, he would pout.

With another sigh, he glanced up at the next person in line. He was just glad he didn't have to actually kiss them and that a peck on the cheek was good enough.

[Kaoru]

Valentine's day wasn't exactly a special holiday to Kaoru and he was only really attending the school festival because of his staffing position.

He strolled between the booths with his hands buried in his pockets, sunglasses on as he observed the various activities. There was a line at the kissing booth and tons of roses and chocolates being bought up. Kaoru knew that once the school bell rang, most of the boys would be dashing off to deliver them to their girlfriends who weren't present.

A sudden shout in a familiar colleague's voice caught his attention however, especially the words. Big boobs? Him?

"The hell?" He asked, turning and heading towards the next shout of 'GOAL'.

For a moment he simply stared at the display, eyes trailing to the pies currently coating the bust of a mannequin sporting a print out of his face. His gaze drifted to the owner of the booth and then the man responsible for the pies.

"Nice shots." He said, stepping forwards and fishing the appropriate money from his pocket. Setting it down, he grabbed one of the pies and pretended to eye the row of dolls. He already knew his target.

Suddenly the pie was flying through the air with surprising strength.

SPLAT. The cream-filled pastry was right on target, splattering all over Aki's face and crumbling down onto his clothes.

"Oops." Kaoru was doing a good job of looking innocently surprised. "Guess my aim sucks."

[KREVA]

Kreva turned to look at Aki....correction. Creamed-up Aki, and then at the source of all that cream.

"HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHA! AH HAHAHAHHAA!"

And he ran off from Kaoru's wrath just in case his colleague decided to turn his attention towards him, ducking into the very next booth that got him some cover.

Kozi's booth.

The man sighed with relief and closed the tent covers up some before he turned around to see the owner....the...pissed off owner.....

"............................."

Out of the frying pan and into the pot, as they say....

[Kozi]

Kozi could hear all of the commotion and Kreva’s voice and that was just making him more pissed off. How dare the other man have a good time when he hadn’t even asked him on a Valentine’s date yet?!...HOW DARE HE?!! Kozi’s hands trembled in rage as the next student sat down for a tarot reading, and the kid looked scared shitless.

Shuffling the cards, Kozi asked him what his question was and the kid barely stuttered it out. Since, Kozi was in a bad mood he read the boy’s cards all wrong and made it seem like the world was coming to an end and the kid walked out looking profoundly doomed.

Drumming his fingers on the table, Kozi opened his cloak to reveal Kreva’s present. A special kind of dark swiss chocolate he had ordered directly from Switzerland. Kreva seemed to love dark chocolate, it was insane how much of it he could eat really. And, there was no way in hell he was getting it until he asked Kozi out on a date...

Needless to say he was fairly surprised when the object of his affection, and scorn, entered his tent right at that moment. He shoved the chocolate back into his robes and just glared.

[Aki]

Man, things are starting to look up as teachers were paying to slam against their own. Oh, if only he had known this, he would've gone and got more than those teachers that he despised. He was mostly bias, but that can't be helped.

"Going to get even with the old perv, Kaoru-san?" He smirked, he was going to be making good money for a while...enough for going out for lunch for the rest of the week even! Besides, now he was sure he's going to enjoy watching Kaoru smashing pies into Kreva's face.

Oh this is going to be...

SPLAT.

".................." Aki wiped off the cream on his face. Looking completely shocked at the teacher.

WHAT. AN. ASSHOLE.

"YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SUCKS? YOUR FACE!" And Aki picked up a pie and threw it right back at Kaoru.

[Kaoru]

He was half expecting the retaliation and thanked the gods that he'd worn a plain black hoodie for the day, nothing expensive or dry-clean only.

Good thing Kaoru was wearing sunglasses, sunglasses which he calmly reached up to pluck off of his face. "So...I'm the asshole? That's funny. You're the one running around the school giving everyone ulcers, am I right? Besides, you stuck my head on the doll with the biggest tits." Sunglasses clean, they were slipped back on and with surprising speed, yet another pie was flying straight at the blond student.

[KREVA]

....Maybe that pie fight was a better idea than Kozi's obvious wrath.

Kreva could practically see it seething out from the other's body in big purple squiggly flames.

"........Uh...hi, 'Zi...."

He gulped heavily as a bead of cold sweat trickled down from his brow. It's now or never. The man stumbled onto the seat opposite the other and sat down noisily, looking rather nervous and jittery and a little scared all at once.

"....."

Then in order to disperse the terseness in the air, he slapped a 1000yen bill on the table.

"Fortune, please?"

The man squeaked feebly.