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Post by Aki on Jan 15, 2011 7:06:37 GMT
THAT ASSHOLE WILL BE PUNISHED I SWEAR TO THE 12 GODS OF WHATEVER HELL THERE EVER WAS THAT I'LL BEAT THAT MAN WITH THE DAMN DOOR IF I HAVE TO....
Aki wasn't doing very well due to a certain old man's trickery. Hell, he didn't expect to have been fooled so easily, or fooled at all for that matter. He was expecting maybe a loud scream, something about rape and then shriveling up to a corner and crying. BUT NO, THE MAN GOT HIM TO SIGN A PAPER FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK IS ANGER MANAGEMENT.
THUMP. THUMP.
And Aki was going to stomp all the way there. Explain his situation...then demand that the teacher will excuse him from this...this....RIDICULOUS CLASS.
Aki does not have anger issues. Enough said.
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Post by cuezero on Jan 17, 2011 16:45:47 GMT
Time for class again.
Cuezero loved teaching. It was the passion of his life, and he wanted no more than to teach all day holding fluffy pets, which was of course, impossible.
So he settled for doing them separately.
Striding into his classroom clad in his usual pageboy hat and leather jacket, he smiled a ' good morning' to his class. Today, they were about to start a new chapter on how to manage stress to reduce anger, and he was looking forward to it. There was also supposed to be a new student in class today too, but he saw no signs of anyone new. Maybe he was late, but Cuezero didn't care. He was going to start the class with or without that student. Plus, he was in a really good mood at the moment.
Until he heard a couple of loud thumps on the classroom door.
BANG BANG BANG BANG
Dear me, this new student certainly sounded like he needed some anger management tips.
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Post by Aki on Jan 17, 2011 19:29:33 GMT
Alright, maybe it was the adrenaline was running through his body, he was having such a hard time getting the door open. Sure he banged on it a few times. But he did get in eventually.
"ALRIGHT, OLD MAN. WE NEED TO FUCKING SETTLE FUCKING SOMETHING."
Aki wasn't even looking at the right place while he's cursing up a storm. He stared at the students in the class, then he turned to look at the teacher.
".............."
He shut his trap. Fuck. Since when were schools hiring Yakuzas?!
".......are you the teacher...?" His voice was considerably lowered and meek compared to before.
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Post by cuezero on Jan 19, 2011 6:10:17 GMT
OLD MAN?? OLD MAN?? Some young punk crashing into his classroom dares to call him old man?!
The smile on his face faded quickly only to be replaced by an extremely terrifying frown as he glared at the newcomer.
" WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?! " Cuezero roared, his fists curled up, ready to fight. " THIS IS A CLASS, AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! "
That's right, this was a class, an anger stress management class .
Breathe in....and breathe out....remain calm, Cuezero. He told himself. I shall meditate to release my stress now...
Climbing on the table and sitting down cross legged, Cuezero set himself into a meditating pose and closed his eyes. The rest of the class quickly followed.
" Relax your soul.....Do not let anything get you upset...."
That poor guy was left standing in the doorway, ignored.
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Post by Aki on Jan 19, 2011 20:21:12 GMT
"I...er....um...." For a moment there, Aki was ready to curl up and offer surrender to the yakuza. Ready to just buckle at the knees and beg for forgiveness. And then he just stared at the man that jumped on his desk. Meditating. And then the entire class followed suit.
It looked like a bunch of monks...but with hair. Sorta.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Silence.
-____________________________-
He threw an arm around the Yakuza. "Listen, boss, no offense in yer little...zenthign here...but...can you just sign this? I have a few naps I have to catch up on and a dumb bear to kill."
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Post by cuezero on Mar 1, 2011 5:26:52 GMT
No one ever gets away with getting angry in Cuezero's class! ...well maybe except Cuezero himself. Glaring at the newb in his class, Cuezero pressed his vein-embossed forehead onto the blondie's one and staring him down. " You wanna skip class HUH?  " No one skips his class just to sleep! Of course he wouldn't sign that paper! This guy had some serious anger management problems and Cuezero sensei was here to fix it. Conjuring out a registration form for that guy, Cuezero quickly signed it and held it up in the blondie's face. " You will now be attending Anger Stress Management classes for 2 weeks, and will graduate only when the lecturer has given approval....blah blah blah. Sign here, and we're all set. " Cuezero smiled as he dug up a pen and handed it over. Another good deed done! |
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Post by Aki on Mar 1, 2011 6:00:32 GMT
Aki's eyes were the size of saucers as he stared at the teacher. The man's vein looked like it was about to burst...the glaring so intently....
And Aki's eyes couldn't help but just shine with stars!
This man was just everything he hoped to be one day. Angry, terrifying, and demanding. A yakuza boss after Aki's heart that he couldn't stop the swelling in his chest.
"Ah~" <3
The kid signed the paper like it was nothing. All thoughts of leaving the class was toss straight into the bin along with the change of schedule form all crumbled up.
"Anytime, Boss!" He kicked some poor student right out of their seat in the front middle. "THIS IS MY SEAT NOW." And Aki sat down looking at the teacher adoringly.
=w=
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