Seiten [Cuezero]

[KREVA]

It was a beautiful day! Clear skies, sweet breeze, sunshine and daisies...ahhh...

This was life. And life was best spent together with those closest to the heart. So there Kreva was, smack right in the middle of the week and hanging out side-by-side with one of his bestest, bestest pals and they were going to do great things together.

...As is what always happens when they are together. Somewhat.



Dressed in leather and looking sharp, Kreva walked his buddy down the streets of Shibuya with his mind focused on only one thing.

The mission.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!!

"Aight, so we just gonna go lookie 'n den we gonna scram? Or ya wanna be tryin' some of 'em out fer size, eh?"

The man said with a deadpanned, serious look scrawled over his masculine face. With the pair walking around this suspiciously and inching along via alleyways, they could easily be mistaken by onlookers as thugs who were up to no good.

No one would ever imagine that the two were actually there to...well....buy.....pets.....

"Now see 'ere, buddy, it's the FOURTH shop dis time, we ain't screwin' up, understand?"

Kreva looked rather stressed as he suddenly stopped to yank Cuezero away from the pavement, to press his buddy against the nearest wall and hiss a pep-talk of sorts.

"FOURTH. SHOP!"

[cuezero]

The weather was indeed good. Cuezero's favourite type of weather, in fact.

Clad in his usual black parka and beanie, his spirits were at top form although his dressing didn't show it. Today was serious business, because Kreva and him were embarking on a very important mission.

To find a pet.


All the pet stores he visited didn't seem to really like him. In fact, when the dogs saw him, they whined and hid in a corner. The cats did the same, and the rabbits curled up into quivering bundles of fur. He couldn't fanthom why they had this reaction towards him. He loved animals! He loved their furry little bodies and their little squirmy reactions when he caught them.

They were just so...so...cute. Cute and irresistable and fluffly.

The very much opposite of him.

Taking a deep breath and looking a kreva, cuzero nodded.

" Okay man, let's do it. "

Then he took the first step into the foreign territory.

[KREVA]

"GUD!"

Kreva breathed, giving his buddy's cute boyish cheeks a nice friendly pat.

"VERY GUD! WE GO NAO!"

And with his fingers crossed and all, he watched his best friend step into the new shop.

And almost immediately after, all the shop assistants pretended to be busy, the manager went to hide in the backroom, the chirping and barking quietened down, the mewls stopped. The hamsters went to sleep in their running wheels, the fish stopped swimming.

It was red dead silence.

"..........................................."

Kreva inwardly groaned.

Here they go again.....

"Uhhhh....mmkay, how 'bout dat bunny over thar?"

Y_____________Y

He urged his friend over to the bunny cages.

[cuezero]

Ooh bunnies! Everyone loves bunnies and bunnies love everyone.

Except Cuezero.

The poor man took a step towards the cage, his eyes full of friendly intent and arms wide open ready to cuddle, waiting for some sort of response.

Nothing came.

The little furballs were huddled in one corner, so scared with their heads tucked into their chests.

" Here here coochy coo~~~ "

Cuezero snapped his fingers in front of them, trying to get their attention. Why didn't animals ever pay attention to him? He turned to Kreva.

" I think I will buy this bunny."

The said bunny started quivering even more, it's paws now covering it's eyes.

[KREVA]

Kreva stared.

Note bunny's face:
(\/)
(ﾟдﾟ)

"Uhhh......."

It started to scuttle as far away from the dreaded Cuezero, as far as possible, quivering with fear. When that didn't prove successful, the poor thing started to burrow into the sawdust, trying its best to look as if it's not even there.

"........."

To be honest, Kreva didn't know whether to laugh or cry at his best friend's plight.

[cuezero]

Why?? Why did all the animals run away from him??!!

The smile on Cuezero's face morphed into an angry frown as he felt annoyance gradually take over his originally amiable self.


" YOU-!!"

Cuezero almost exploded until he remembered to catch hold of himself.

Remember, breathe in...then out.....

Teaching anger and stress management classes seemed to be helpful after all. Turning to his pal, Cuezero forced a smile onto his face.

" What kind of pet do you think would suit me? "

[KREVA]

Kreva's eyes widened as he practically saw steam coming out from Cuezero's fuzzy head.

"URK!"

He took a couple steps back to hide behind the rabbit cage.

"EH!"

Just when Cuezero turned around to ask him a question like that, too.

"UH!"

THINK, DR K! THINK! YER LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!

"YO! HOW 'BOUT THAT, YO!"

Kreva in his franticness, pointed to the next nearest display, then he silently prayed for whatever's in that display.....for its safety.

.....It was a pair of terrapin turtles.

They stared at Cuezero blankly.

Kreva looked into the display.

"..........."

He looked at Cuezero.

"....Hey...they ain't scared!"

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[cuezero]

They...They weren't scared?? A miracle has happened!!!

Cuezero took a couple of wobbly steps towards those little shelled creatures.

They weren't scared!!!!

" This....This....I have found my new pet...."

The poor guy was so relieved that he was almost close to tears. Grasping Kreva's shirt, he almost cried in his face " I finally managed to get a pet!!!"

He brought the two shells to the counter and plopped them down, a big truimphant grin on his face.


" These two please~ "

[KREVA]

"Uwwaaaaaaaahhhh!"

Kreva felt his brain rattling around in his head. (@a@)

"Aight, aight! Yer found yer new pets! Pets, yo, Cuezero! P to the E to the T to the S, HO!"

He was bloody hellova relieved, that's for sure....

And the shop keeper hurriedly bowed and bowed and boxed the two turtles and gave them over to Cuezero for free. Anything to get the scary mafia out of his shop. Kreva was impressed. He had never seen such brisk service before in a pet shop.

"Whoa. Didja see how he packed the turtles, man? Is that even right?"

It almost looked...cruel!

[cuezero]

Cuezero was certain that he would be really happy with those two turtles. Like, maybe he could walk them....play catch with them...maybe bring them to the park and play with the frisbee.

The box rattled with the sound of their shell.

Cuezero looked at them, a tiny small ( frown) coming onto his face.

" I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!"

[KREVA]

Kreva stared at his best pal, jaw agape while waving both hands frantically at Cuezero's frowny face.

Apparently the other didn't even realise that he was still around.

"EY YO CUEZERO! NANDAYO CUEZERO!"

The man yelled enthusiastically along with the rattling of the poor turtles, everything suddenly sounding like one of their faster-paced rap songs.

"Stop yer rattlin' 'n be a walkin' cuz we gonna be a freakin' late fer dinner! You 'n me, 'n we goin' to dis place'in, 'n havin'....TURTLE SOUP! HO!"

Kreva knew Cuezero was happy. Cos he was frowning happily.

"GUD! KIMI WA? H.A.P.P.Y!"

NOW LET'S ALL GO EAT!

[cuezero]

...Turtle soup?...Dinner??

TURTLE SOUP FOR DINNER?!

NO WAY!!!

" WHAT DID YOU SAY??"

Cuezero's eyes immediately narrowed, a large vein popping out on his temple. No one messed with his turtles and got away with it!!

" We are not having turtle soup for dinner!!! You are definitely not cooking my cue-ichi and cue-ni!!!!"

That's right, he's already named his pets. Cuezero, Cue-ichi and Cue-ni!!

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[KREVA]

(O.O)

(>.<)

()

Okay...scary Cuezero face alert.

"Uwooooh......easy dude. EASY, yeah? EASY EASY eassssssyyyyy!"

Saying so as Kreva stopped mid-walk to face his bestest pal and grab Cuezero's strong shoulders, rubbing it like how a manager would rub his prize boxer's shoulders and arms during half time.

"RELAX!"

Slapping those cute boyish cheeks once with a lopsided grin.

"No one's eatin' Cue-ichi 'n cue-ni!"