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Post by Aki on Feb 23, 2011 2:42:55 GMT
"I CAN'T!!"
Aki unwillingly tug-o-war with Kreva about the speedo. "JUST GET IT AWAY!" Frailing his free hand around, finally ending with it covering his eyes. What was this called again when someone is forced to look at something they don't want to?
"RAPE, RAPPPPPEEE!!!!"
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Post by KREVA on Feb 23, 2011 2:50:52 GMT
Kreva was trying his best to get that stupid hand away from his speedos when he finally gave up and sighed loudly, staring at the boy that had his actions completely contradict whatever it was that he was saying.
"Yeah, Aki. Yeap. Rape."
He rolled his eyes and folded both arms across his chest, feet apart and looking to the ceiling whilst a hysterical youth was on the floor yanking away on his speedos that was still stuck on both legs...somewhere around the mid-thighs.
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Post by Aki on Feb 23, 2011 3:02:00 GMT
Tugging the speedo back and forth and probably stretching it out, then finally....he stopped his mad yelling. Hand still covering his eyes.
".......you...admitted to it!"
Aki jumped right up, blind as a bat, hands still attached at an awkward angle. "WE'RE GOING TO THE NURSE TO GET THIS FIX RIGHT NOW! THen you can confess to the dean about your indecent exposure." And Aki turned to make his way off to some random direction.
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Post by KREVA on Feb 23, 2011 3:03:42 GMT
Kreva was about to sit down and give up completely when he realised his body was being jerked forward in a really awkward way.
=((((((O__O)
"WTF?! H-HEY! LEGGO, YER DUMBASS! LEGGOOOOOOO!!!"
He stumbled along.
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Post by Aki on Feb 23, 2011 3:25:02 GMT
".....WAP-CHA!"
Aki karate chopped at Kreva. "Who are you calling a dumbass?! I wouldn't be in this mess if you dressed decently."
Oh dear, Aki can see again. "EEK!"
And smacked Kreva again, before turning to try and run away from the thing that his hand is attached to.
(;A;)ノ
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Post by KREVA on Feb 23, 2011 5:02:39 GMT
"WTF....OW OW OW OW OW!!!"
Ow at that chop and double ow at the speedos, man!
"GODDAMNIT! LEGGO!"
Kreva's sailing kick had Aki's face fly to the other end. Along with that stubborn hand. THANK GOD.
The man facepalmed and gratefully yanked on his trunks again, stuffing his junk back into the tiny blue thing.
"IMMA LEAVIN' YA THERE."
He said, somewhat truly annoyed for the first time EVER.
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Post by Aki on Feb 23, 2011 5:18:30 GMT
"Whuaa!!!"
Aki was sailing into the air for a moment. The only thing great about this is that he was finally freed from the man!
Thump.
And Aki sticks the landing!! Both arms up in the air proudly.
∑(OAO;)
"...........YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!"
And Aki was zooming back to get out of the pool. He has spent more time in a pool than he would ever wanted to spend.
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Post by Kaoru on Feb 23, 2011 6:57:05 GMT
Kreva had helped himself to all of Kaoru's coffee. Again. Kaoru without coffee? Not a good idea...and the stuff they sold in the cafeteria was absolute crap.
"Fucking asshole." The brunette muttered, navigating the halls towards the gym and pool. After enquiring after the rapper's whereabouts, he'd been told that Kreva was overseeing a detention at the pool although no one had been completely sure with who or why. Those things didn't matter to Kaoru however. He was more concerned with finding Kreva and marching him to the coffee shop to replenish his supply. There was absolutely no way he was going to be able to get through the rest of his day without it.
The air became more humid as he made his way through the gym, the locker room and finally reached for the door that led into the swimming area. He caught sight of blond spikes and felt an instinctive shudder of annoyance. Aki? Kreva was detentioning Aki?
"..." As he opened the door the rest of the way, the source of the shouting he'd heard became clear. Kreva's speedo was around his thighs to expose the -bare- necessities. Unfortunately, they were things Kaoru had seen before after years of friendship but what he hadn't seen before was Aki's hand firmly wrapped around said speedo despite the horrified look on his face.
"Really?" He asked, though he knew they wouldn't hear him. After another moment's scramble the pair finally separated and Kreva was able to return his speedo to its proper place.
"Really?" Kaoru repeated, stepping further into the room. " As nice as it is, not everyone wants to see your dick Kre." Aki looked positively horrified...which made Kaoru feel warm and fuzzy inside. "Actually, I changed my mind. Aki looks like he wants to see some more so go ahead. I won't interfere."
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Post by KREVA on Feb 23, 2011 7:27:41 GMT
Kreva had finally gotten rid of that blonde leech and he was mighty happy about that, dark eyes rolling at the back of his skull as the unfamiliar feeling of annoyance overwhelmed his sensitivities for the first time this year.
"Goddamnit."
He grumbled upon hearing an all-too-familiar voice pipe up from the west exit of the pool, having a towel thrown around his shoulders now as he was pretty much determined to get as far away from Aki as possible.
"Hardee har har, Niikura."
Kreva responded sullenly as he wiped down some. Kiyoharu was going to get some. And so was Aki....somehow.
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Post by Aki on Feb 23, 2011 7:50:18 GMT
Aki was about to be freed, FREED!!! And instead he was greeted by Kaoru. He quirked up a peirced eyebrow. Forget horrified, Aki was trumatized for life. FOR LIFE. He will never be able to go out to the pool anymore!
"..........YOU INVITED HIM, TOO?!" He shouted, looking completely violated. "I DON'T NEED TO BE HARASSED AGAIN!" He turned on his heels and stomped (as much as he could in slippery floors) to the ladder and out of the pool. Slipping back and forth as he was trying to get to the exit. He's shaving Kreva bald. Kaoru can get in on the action, too. Now Kreva and Kaoru can both be bald....and leave dear, innocent Aki alone.
"I need to wash out my eyeballs." He mumbled. "Then Imma shave some molesters...."
Aki was on the verge of super sayian.
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Post by KREVA on Feb 23, 2011 7:59:05 GMT
Kreva was about to just ignore everyone and head out of the pool to get a shower and change, coffee or not, but he caught sight of Aki trying to scramble out of the ladder. While everything was still mighty soapy.
So with a deadpanned look upon his handsome face, he turned to stare at Kaoru, somehow telepathically transferring his brainwaves to his friend and colleague as to what he was going to do.
Then he stepped calmly and briskly over to the ladder Aki was clambering up, picking up a nearby hose and now in a squatting position with bent elbow on a knee and that hand propping up his cheek, Kreva switched the hose on and sprayed the shit out of Aki's face and hands, making the student slip right back down into the empty pool.
And every time Aki tried to get up, he'd turn the hose on again.
>:/
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Post by Aki on Feb 23, 2011 8:11:34 GMT
Up the ladder, Aki was fuming. But at least he was almost out. Until he came up to see the last man on earth he wanted to see. His eyes lowered to see the hose.
"Whaa!!!!!"
When he said he needed to wash out his eyeballs, he didn't mean literally!
Slip, tumble, splush....Aki's peirced eyebrow was twitching at how pissed he was. He got back up and up the ladder again.
"FUUUUCCCCCKKKK YOOOUUU-GURGLE GURGLE!!"
And again.....
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Post by Kaoru on Mar 5, 2011 3:13:55 GMT
"Sorry? What was that? Were you cursing at a teacher? That's detention worthy, you know that right?" Kaoru was standing well back of the flying water and soap. "And if you get stuck with me for detention, this will look like a bloody picnic. Got it?" Part of him was already coming up with ideas for the detention while the other, rational part, of the brunette was hoping that Aki would just lay off because he would rather gouge his own eyes out than spend two hours alone with the kid.
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Post by KREVA on Mar 5, 2011 4:36:59 GMT
>:/
SPLASSSSSHHHHH!
Aki back on the floor. Kreva turned off the hose.
Aki comes back up with more profanities. Kreva turns on the hose.
SPLASSSSSSHHHHH....!
Back on the floor again. Kreva turns off the hose.
>:/
Yep. Keep coming. He's got ALL. DAY.
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Post by Aki on Mar 5, 2011 18:39:23 GMT
"YOU CAN'T GIVE ME DETENTION FOR DETENTION!!!" Aki hollered up from the bottom of the pool. At least he has never achieved that before. He was feeling all that anger just rebuilding itself.
"That's it!"
Back up, this time he was ready to catch Kreva's hand to pull the man down with him. If he's going doing, the teacher's going to come with him!
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